January 2010
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Currently watching.
Luke: Shut up, queer.
Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest.
Luke: What'd you say?
Marissa: Luke, come on.
Seth: I just said you look nice in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.
December 2009
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Jesus was a Capricorn.
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90% of women who walk into a department store turn...
The One Week Digital Cleanse
jhnmyr:
Mention to anyone with computer savvy that your laptop has somehow gotten slower over recent months and they’ll ask you the same thing: “have you defragmented your hard drive?” Defragmenting works by taking small slivers of information stored in various locations and consolidating them so that they’re in the same place on the drive and thus easier to access in larger chunks. Hard drive...
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.
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The average woman consumes 6 lbs of lipstick in...
There's something I need to get off my chest.
You are not the clothes you wear, the music you listen to, the movies you watch, or the books you read. That is not your identity and when you’re dead no one is going to remember those things. Stop clutching on to things that don’t belong to you.
I hate being judged for the things previously mentioned. I can’t stand when people say, “You’re reading THAT?” or...
STORY: BY BSCHH
warningdontreadthis:
wicki:soyqueso:urmum:jesuiscourtney:dudewheresmycar:praecipitium:bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.
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“So when I was beating the guy, I started thinking, ‘What if I was Hannah...”
– Best Celebrity Quotes Of 2009 http://bit.ly/igottaworkit (via fahkin-jewcy)
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this amused me greatly, i love them →
dancingwithdigby:
subtletendency:
(via captain-disaster)
HOW WONDERFUL!
So good!! Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party, haaaay!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm still baffled when I read about someone...
piemakerwillie:
notoriousgab:
mykicks:
Really, people? All right. Anyone with a Zune step forward, please. This ends now.
I dated a guy who owned a Zune. I mean, it’s not why we broke up but…
I own a first generation zune. It cost me less than ninety bucks a few years back. Worth it.
I have a Zune! Despite the fact my computer doesn’t recognize it anymore and hasn’t let me...
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than...
you know you’re going to go try this.
this amused me greatly, i love them →
(via captain-disaster)
HOW WONDERFUL!
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In a public bathroom, the stall which is closest...
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Bulls are colorblind, therefore they will charge...
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Love You Forever by Robert Munsch A mother held...
idontneedtopopnopills:
:c
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So you think you had a hard childhood?
piemakerwillie:
fuckyeahpokememe:
Well FUCK YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9...
croatoan:
Deck the Stills - Barenaked Ladies,...
